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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Curly Crowe 

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.
Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.

Skateboard 

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
Skateboard by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

unhealthy 

One of the things someone goes to when they don't have much else. Sure, there are always more tricks in the bag to reach for, but once they get to calling someone unhealthy, they've already went through a lot of tricks and now they're looking for bricks.
If she runs out of tricks, she's gonna start picking up bricks when she sees that the eggs and slingshot aren't doing much to her opponents pretty but unhealthy face.
unhealthy by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Indirect, roundabout, or otherwise avoiding something or someone by nature.
He/she wasn't as straightforward as he/she claimed to be, he/she actually had a passive mindset of creeping up from behind and stabbing somebody in the back or shooting them in the head, then letting the other person know what the problem was.
passive by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Street smart 

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?
Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?

Street smart 

A phony term that allows for too many people to cling to a phony, cardboard image instead of being themselves.
There is no such thing as street smart, it's all bullshit anyway.

Street genius 

Someone with too much street smarts for anybody.
The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from a town surrounded by corn fields in Iowa, but she scored higher than Tupac on her street exams.