Definitions by The Original Agahnim

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Quiet ones

The ones the noisy ones with machetes, swords, guns, or grenades want people to watch.

While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.

Quiet ones by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

crybully 

Someone that thinks everyone around them is an innocent bystander or a fool because deep down they think that they really are innocent and undeserving of persecution.

The crybully would always try to turn everyone against one person because the crybully thought that he/she was more righteous than his/her enemy(ies). Jim Jones has already done some of this stuff before, but there's never a last or final Jim Jones or Hitler (male or female version).

crybully by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

crybully 

A poser, someone that poses as a victim and thinks everyone else is a victim too (that everyone is innocent like animals).

The crybully got busted crying her fake tears to the police, until finally even they said to her if you call us one more time, you are going to be in big trouble!

crybully by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

beer muscles by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Sneaky 

Someone that seems trustworthy and honest when you're looking at them, but would pick money up off the ground and do a lot of other things when nobody was looking, because they are a horrible person and nobody likes a horrible, sneaky person.

That guy was sneaky, he wasn't straightforward.

Sneaky by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

crybully 

A dork that thinks they are tough.

Once I cleaned up a crybully or two, the authorities weren't getting their time wasted and neither were the other folks in town. The agitators were gone for hood now.

crybully by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021