Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Silly
He told his wife she was being silly and not in a funny kind of way when she broke the ceiling fan trying to play basketball in the living room. She told the people at work about her stupid annoying supportive wife always holding her back and how he wasn't being a man about it.
She didn't think it would be silly to shoot her husband over an argument about a garden hose, she thought that he deserved it for being a clown.
Silly by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Insectitarian
People thought he/she was part lizard, since he/she would stick his/her tongue out to catch a fly whenever it buzzed by his/her head instead of going after it with a flyswatter. He/she called himself/herself an insectitarian.
Insectitarian by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Lil Chucky
The midget you always thought was hot. You might not even realize you had a man crush on him because he was so manly and gangsta. It's hard to resist a guy like that.
Lil Chucky by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
Coward
The coward would start facebook groups so that she never had to stand alone, she would always have numbers on her side. What the group was for on the surface, from skateboarding to pottery to diets to yoga, was all really just a path to power for her. Out with the old, in with the new was her view on life.
Coward by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
Company
Something bigger than me or you.
The dork thought she owned the company because her mother worked there. Kind of like the way Percy thinks he owns the prison because his daddy is the warden.
Company by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021