Definitions by The Original Agahnim

John Stamos 

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.

Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.

John Stamos by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Fruitcake 

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The fruitcake asked her why she insulted/disrespected his woman when she said something smart/sarcastic to/about his cat.

Fruitcake by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Pacifist 

A soft person that lets people walk all over them because they would never resort to fisticuffs.

That pacifist was lucky they kept calling the police on him, they always knew he was weak beneath the surface, and he had to be a clown to boot.

Pacifist by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Seriously 

There's a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

Authoritative sources such as scientists, the media, government officials, and healthcare officials (in particular anyone making a fortune off medical supplies), want people to take vaccine and mask mandates seriously, but that doesn't make them serious people.

Seriously by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Ego 

The company that makes waffles.

Leggo her ego.

Ego by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021

Womanizer 

A nasty guy that has more wives than a Mormon.

That pervert was beyond a womanizer, he allegedly exposed himself to a tomato plant, he even had a few beanstalks on the side he was cheating on the tomato plant with.

Womanizer by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021

Capricornese 

Goat talk.

When she stopped talking Capricornese, the guards didn't know what she was saying.

Capricornese by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021