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The jizz that gets on your iphone after using to to look for porn.
Dude whats that white stuff on your iphone??
its Ijizz
Ewwwww*walks away*
by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010

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What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.
by The only real ninja here January 08, 2010

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The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi
by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010

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Its when something is Realistic...ish
the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish
by The Only Real Ninja Here December 27, 2010

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Ninja has no definition as Ninja cannot be defined
OMG a Ninja*decap*
by The only real ninja here March 01, 2010

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The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

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a player of yugioh who gets to win almost ever game by useing synchro monsters
bob is a synchro noob for useing snychro monsters.
by the only real ninja here January 06, 2010

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