Definitions by The One You Call God

2020

2020 is the year were god realized he forgot to end it in 2012 and decided to just do it now.

God; ''oh shit, i forgot to end the world in 2012. well, its 2020 so lets just do it now lmao".

2020 by The One You Call God October 2, 2020

Fortnite 

no

person 1; "you wanna play fortnite..."
person 2; "NO!"

Fortnite by The One You Call God October 2, 2020

why do i exist? 

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

why do i exist? by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

A 

i will not give such a stupid person an explanation of what A stands for

you are A disgrace to the human race

A by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

oh no. 

a sarcastic way to say that you don't care about something

person 1; "my mom died"
person 2; "oh no. my bad."

oh no. by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

dick 

you

you know what i'm talking about, DICK

dick by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

the bird 

the word

person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

the bird by The One You Call God September 11, 2020