The One You Call God's definitions

God

me

"it'sa me, God!"

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

2020

2020 is the year were god realized he forgot to end it in 2012 and decided to just do it now.

God; ''oh shit, i forgot to end the world in 2012. well, its 2020 so lets just do it now lmao".

by The One You Call God October 2, 2020

why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

Fortnite

no

person 1; "you wanna play fortnite..."
person 2; "NO!"

by The One You Call God October 2, 2020

Bin Laden

everyone thought Bin Laden was a terrorist but i got prove that he isn't, i have a screenshot that proves Bin Laden isn't an imposter

Bin Laden is not the imposter

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

the bird

the word

person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

by The One You Call God September 11, 2020

oh no.

a sarcastic way to say that you don't care about something

person 1; "my mom died"
person 2; "oh no. my bad."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020