The Noogie's definitions

Denise

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Minette

This girl is style personified. Sweet as candy. Clever, cool, collected & classic all rolled in one. She is an all rounder, a best friend, brilliant, a ball of energy & a gentle breeze. She is easy to connect with & mind shattering in her wisedom. EVERYTHING she does is perfect. She dresses for success. Life does not phase a Minette. What a rock! She hurts herself in her lack of trust in her abilities and confidence. She doesn't see her own greatness. A Minette is like a beautiful bird in your life, she brings a smile and freedom. She's a shoulder & a listening ear. Minette is the best mom ever, creative, a solution finder, the best cook. From her intriguing, pixie cute looks and deep eyes to her love for song & dance, a Minette will win your heart & fill your life with joy. What a precious & rare gift to have this girl in your world. She makes you look at everyone in a brighter way. A true gem. Nothing you ask, is ever too much. This girl also punishes a bottle of wine like an Olympic Champ. Minette makes life worth living. Find a Minette-keep her!!!

"This warm sunshine is a Minette feeling today!"

Jade say: she had a Minette moment of clarity today.

"Aaaahhhh! After that spa day, I feel so Minette"

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Gatlik

True South African word. Pronounced gutturally at the back of the throat.

Meaning: not good. Not great. Not well. Commonly describes bad ones mood, attitude or health.
Literally translates: "hole-like"
Can be used as "gatlike" too

Jane: you look under the weather today.
Candy: I think I'm coming down with flu, I feel gatlik.

Zane: why the long face today my friend?
Bill: debbie left me last night, I'm in a gatlike place.

Mary: you said you got fired! Omg!!! That's truly gatlik. I'm so sorry Wendy.

When you stabbed me in the back by telling Ross what I said, that was gatlik. I'm very upset.

by The Noogie June 26, 2019

Anton/Toni

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I mean a creep of note today!
Must be an Anton/Toni

by The Noogie October 25, 2019

Niel

Niel is a holy jesus, he is an alpha male, dominates all, and is truly the best person in the world. He excels past his peers in all he does. He's so intelligent you cant percieve the level of iq he has. He looks like a greek Adonis, & is just yummy- from his perfect chiseled body, to his clear, clever eyes. His mind and heart know no limits. This man is good & wholesome. He is spiritual & deep in a way very few other are. When he talks to you, you listen & remember. He always finds the good in EVERYTHING. A Niel is a supreme example of the human species. This dude is a party guy! His smiles are enchanting. His eyes captivating. This guy has the most colorful character ever! Entertaining, funny, easy to connect with and genuine. A teddy bear & a hero- in one. You feel safe around a Niel. A best best friend to everyone. You can confide in him. A fighter. Anger is his only kryptonite. He has no ego, there is no ugliness in this man. His love is limitless. Everyone deserves a warrior like Niel.

Sarah said: it's like her whole life is Nieled since she got the perfect boyfriend-Josh
Sally replied: I think Josh has made her Niel, she seems so complete now

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Anna/Margot

There are'nt enough words so describe what an Anna is. Queenly, comes close. This small, understated, regal being encompasses all that is right, solid & good. A genuine woman with culture, style, taste & a deep understanding of life. Anna can correctly sum you up in a second of meeting you. She is gloriously entertaining & has many life travels to enthrall audiences with. Well read & immaculately spoken, she doesn't show her age. Her cuteness & pretty eyes are only a tiny part of her all round beauty. This girl has been hurt, betrayed, abandoned, forgotten & abused. Yet, you will never see her scared. Anna means generosity- In EVERYTHING. Her bold & brilliant personality covers her broken heart & spirit. An Anna enjoys good food, beautiful fabrics, exotic places and interesting people. Anna sees everyone as her equal. Anna is fair, brutally honest & kind. Except to herself. There is nothing that you cannot ask of Anna. She carrys the world on her shoulders with a magnificent smile. Anna is an inspiration. With her achievements and truthfulness. The very best mother anyone can ever ask for. An Anna deserves the cream of what life has to offer. Her intelligence is next level epic, although she undersells herself. This is a gal with the warmest heart and sparklyest nature. The truest, most loyal friend you will ever find. She is a trusted companion and belongs in your life forever. Hard to spot, so if you find an Anna- shackle her to you. You don't want her to get away.

Jane: how was your trip?
Fred: it was complete Anna/margot. Perfect

That is the most beautiful diamond I've ever seen, it's an Anna!!!

by The Noogie June 29, 2019

Paul/Paulie

A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.

Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today

by The Noogie June 27, 2019