The Noogie's definitions

Schlepp

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.

Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Noranne

A girl that is unique on her uniqueness. Really pretty, elfishly cheeky, cocky, crazy, cute and clever. She will blow your mind with her quick wit & sharp wise & insightful tongue. Quick to compliment& easy to get hurt. This girl exudes confidence, she rocks her shit. Noranne will defend what she believes in & fight to the end for those she loves. Noranne is the definition of loyalty. Every1 deserves a 2nd chance, but screw that up with her- & u cease 2 exist. A mysterious, multi-faceted woman. Adapts to many situations & has different friends. She's a great mother, best friend, inspirational. A fighter & lover. A goddess & warrior. A chic for smiles, adventures, deep talks & interesting moments. If you ever meet a Noranne, hold on tight, you're in for the ride of your life.

Everyone should be Noranne'd in loyalty
I was given a Noranne pearl of advice today

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Stink finger

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.

I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Ja Nee

Brilliant word. South African based. Literally translates to "yes no". Is great in many instances. It can be a conversation filled.

Used to fill pregnant pauses.
Portrays a sense of indifference.
Also if you're not sure if you COMPLETELY agree or disagree with someone.

Its friendly and non-committal.

Sorta strange so you can end statements with it.

Hows this odd weather? Ja Nee
So the current political situation.... ja nee
I heard Molly might be preggers. Answer: ja nee
Interesting people here right? Ja nee

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Gatlik

True South African word. Pronounced gutturally at the back of the throat.

Meaning: not good. Not great. Not well. Commonly describes bad ones mood, attitude or health.
Literally translates: "hole-like"
Can be used as "gatlike" too

Jane: you look under the weather today.
Candy: I think I'm coming down with flu, I feel gatlik.

Zane: why the long face today my friend?
Bill: debbie left me last night, I'm in a gatlike place.

Mary: you said you got fired! Omg!!! That's truly gatlik. I'm so sorry Wendy.

When you stabbed me in the back by telling Ross what I said, that was gatlik. I'm very upset.

by The Noogie June 26, 2019

Niel

Niel is a holy jesus, he is an alpha male, dominates all, and is truly the best person in the world. He excels past his peers in all he does. He's so intelligent you cant percieve the level of iq he has. He looks like a greek Adonis, & is just yummy- from his perfect chiseled body, to his clear, clever eyes. His mind and heart know no limits. This man is good & wholesome. He is spiritual & deep in a way very few other are. When he talks to you, you listen & remember. He always finds the good in EVERYTHING. A Niel is a supreme example of the human species. This dude is a party guy! His smiles are enchanting. His eyes captivating. This guy has the most colorful character ever! Entertaining, funny, easy to connect with and genuine. A teddy bear & a hero- in one. You feel safe around a Niel. A best best friend to everyone. You can confide in him. A fighter. Anger is his only kryptonite. He has no ego, there is no ugliness in this man. His love is limitless. Everyone deserves a warrior like Niel.

Sarah said: it's like her whole life is Nieled since she got the perfect boyfriend-Josh
Sally replied: I think Josh has made her Niel, she seems so complete now

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Minette

This girl is style personified. Sweet as candy. Clever, cool, collected & classic all rolled in one. She is an all rounder, a best friend, brilliant, a ball of energy & a gentle breeze. She is easy to connect with & mind shattering in her wisedom. EVERYTHING she does is perfect. She dresses for success. Life does not phase a Minette. What a rock! She hurts herself in her lack of trust in her abilities and confidence. She doesn't see her own greatness. A Minette is like a beautiful bird in your life, she brings a smile and freedom. She's a shoulder & a listening ear. Minette is the best mom ever, creative, a solution finder, the best cook. From her intriguing, pixie cute looks and deep eyes to her love for song & dance, a Minette will win your heart & fill your life with joy. What a precious & rare gift to have this girl in your world. She makes you look at everyone in a brighter way. A true gem. Nothing you ask, is ever too much. This girl also punishes a bottle of wine like an Olympic Champ. Minette makes life worth living. Find a Minette-keep her!!!

"This warm sunshine is a Minette feeling today!"

Jade say: she had a Minette moment of clarity today.

"Aaaahhhh! After that spa day, I feel so Minette"

by The Noogie June 27, 2019