by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022
Spelunker named David: I am a spelunker and I am David
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging
by The New Jersey Times April 12, 2023
Mafia terminology that refers to wacking a guy. No, not like the sexual term, we mean killing a guy.
Anthony: Aye Eddie, ya give Herman his sheep's trenchcoat?
Eddie: Yes, the finest in town, but in a killing way because I killed him real good.
Anthony's Wife: Anthony are you out handing out sheep's trenchcoats again?
Anthony: Yes wife that I have.
Wife: Well done husband of mine I love you by the way.
Eddie: Yes, the finest in town, but in a killing way because I killed him real good.
Anthony's Wife: Anthony are you out handing out sheep's trenchcoats again?
Anthony: Yes wife that I have.
Wife: Well done husband of mine I love you by the way.
by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022
Any politician wants to have sexual intercourse (sex) ... But you don't want it to happen!!!!!
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
J.Johnson: I'm doing sex with this other politician look at me
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
The act of suppressing a wall outlet's ability to take in plugs, usually stripping it of its several hardy holes. Also to prevent outlet reproducing (sex lmao).
by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.
Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023