Definitions by The New Jersey Times
speloodging
Spelunker named David: I am a spelunker and I am David
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging
Spelunker named David: I am in the mood for a good old yanking of the chain, it's David by the way
*stroking commences*
Spelunker named David: Hey, David here, just finished my cave exploration, also finished
Cave person: He be speloodging
speloodging by The New Jersey Times April 12, 2023
Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist
Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.
Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball
Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.
Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.
Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist by The New Jersey Times February 1, 2023
Filipino Chainmaster
If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.
Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.
Filipino Chainmaster by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023
Albuquerque Shake
When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
Albuquerque Shake by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
Outlet Neutering
The act of suppressing a wall outlet's ability to take in plugs, usually stripping it of its several hardy holes. Also to prevent outlet reproducing (sex lmao).
Outlet Neutering by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
Norwegian Filibuster
Any politician wants to have sexual intercourse (sex) ... But you don't want it to happen!!!!!
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
J.Johnson: I'm doing sex with this other politician look at me
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
Norwegian Filibuster by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
Greek Calamine
Greek Calamine by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022