Tripsticles

3 balls in one nutsack.

I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.

by The Never Ending Penis June 07, 2011

Shortus

A very attractive plus-size woman.

Plural: shorti (short-eye)

I saw a gorgeous shortus walking out of a Fresh Choice yesterday.

by The Never Ending Penis June 07, 2011

drawls

The state of being unfavorable, disappointing, disgusting, low-rate, gross, horrible, etc.

emphasis: shit-stained drawls

I didn't make the basketball team because my jump-shot was absolutely drawls.

I almost vomited when I saw an 70 year-old cougar a club trying dance in a little dress and one of her shit-stained drawls titties popped out.

by The Never Ending Penis June 07, 2011

panties

The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable.

The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.

I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!

by The Never Ending Penis June 07, 2011