Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006
A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 11, 2007
An expression that means melting and can be applied to things that melt in normal heat, such as ice cream and chocolate.
Torch: Uh oh the car broke down. I'll go fix it.
Slash: Well, you'd better hurry. The ice cream will go south, and vanilla on your porno mags don't make those models more delicious.
Slash: Well, you'd better hurry. The ice cream will go south, and vanilla on your porno mags don't make those models more delicious.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
1) A constellation with 5 stars in it in the Northern Hemisphere
2) The name of the fan club of DBSK, a popular Korean boy band. It's ridiculously notorious for acting psychotically negative towards anti-fans. Those girls are literally an army and will do whatever it takes to make sure their boys are not bashed or any negative shit like that.
2) The name of the fan club of DBSK, a popular Korean boy band. It's ridiculously notorious for acting psychotically negative towards anti-fans. Those girls are literally an army and will do whatever it takes to make sure their boys are not bashed or any negative shit like that.
There's this guy named 60row who said on his myspace that DBSK made shitty music, so cassiopeia tracked him down and beat the shit out of him
by The Mr Needles Experience April 27, 2007
'Fighter-esque' describes a song that is a medium tempo heavy dance song. Unlike most songs of this type, however, there's too much music playing at a too slow speed, resulting in lack of harmony, disorderly music and possibly headaches.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
If this sounds complicated, say music was cars on a highway. "Stacy's Mom" would have a volume of 50 cars (as an example) traveling like 10 meters in say 10 seconds (basically 'light traffic'). By this standard, "Yeah" would be 25 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds, which is still 'light traffic.' However, Fighter would be 50 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds (basically, a big traffic jam). Basically, what I mean is that Fighter-esque songs are in terms of "Stacy's Mom" and "Yeah," Fighter-esque songs will have the volume of sound in "Stacy's Mom" while broadcasting it at the speed of "Yeah."
by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
A play of Warcrack, which was a term given to Wow because it was extremely addictive. Same goes with StarCraft. And when Blizzard releases a WoS (or GoS for Galaxy of StarCraft), people will refer to it as Starcrack. Besides it fits SC.
Slash: Hey look, those guys are playing StarCraft.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006