roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.
Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob
by The Mr Needles Experience September 17, 2007
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uranium 238

Uranium 238, or u-238, is the most common isotope of uranium. If you shoot a neutron at it, it becomes u-239 and then something else called neptunium 239 and then plutonium 239, which is extremely fissile.
Slash: Man I'm bored. I wish I had some uranium 238 to blow something up.
Torch: Wtf? You wanna end up like that radioactive scout guy? Besides u-238 ain't the stuff used in atom bombs, it's u-235. You use u-238 to make plutonium.
Slash: Plutonium? Now you're talking! Get me some of that shit!
by The Mr Needles Experience October 04, 2006
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Fighter-esque

'Fighter-esque' describes a song that is a medium tempo heavy dance song. Unlike most songs of this type, however, there's too much music playing at a too slow speed, resulting in lack of harmony, disorderly music and possibly headaches.

Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
If this sounds complicated, say music was cars on a highway. "Stacy's Mom" would have a volume of 50 cars (as an example) traveling like 10 meters in say 10 seconds (basically 'light traffic'). By this standard, "Yeah" would be 25 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds, which is still 'light traffic.' However, Fighter would be 50 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds (basically, a big traffic jam). Basically, what I mean is that Fighter-esque songs are in terms of "Stacy's Mom" and "Yeah," Fighter-esque songs will have the volume of sound in "Stacy's Mom" while broadcasting it at the speed of "Yeah."
by The Mr Needles Experience April 13, 2007
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cassiopeia

1) A constellation with 5 stars in it in the Northern Hemisphere

2) The name of the fan club of DBSK, a popular Korean boy band. It's ridiculously notorious for acting psychotically negative towards anti-fans. Those girls are literally an army and will do whatever it takes to make sure their boys are not bashed or any negative shit like that.
There's this guy named 60row who said on his myspace that DBSK made shitty music, so cassiopeia tracked him down and beat the shit out of him
by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
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sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.
Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
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Aigoo

A Korean exclamation. Means something similar to 'geez' or 'omg'. Mostly used as 'geez."
Slash: Hey what's your phone number. I checked "Torch" and it was under on my cell phone.
Torch: Uh, did you check under "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Torch?"
Slash: ...Whoops
Torch: Aigoo...
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
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StarCrack

A play of Warcrack, which was a term given to Wow because it was extremely addictive. Same goes with StarCraft. And when Blizzard releases a WoS (or GoS for Galaxy of StarCraft), people will refer to it as Starcrack. Besides it fits SC.
Slash: Hey look, those guys are playing StarCraft.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
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