The Mr Needles Experience's definitions

roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

ninja

Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.

Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 5, 2006

sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.

Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

G dubs

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine

See also bush

Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006

msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007

plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

glenn danzig

Super punk who used to be in the misfits.

Slash: Who's Glenn Danzig?
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006