The Mr Needles Experience's definitions

M-80

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.

Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 11, 2007

msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007

high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007

bounce

basically, leave. but when people say usually say bounce, they mean "LEAVE BIZNATCH!"

make like titties and bounce!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

cassiopeia

1) A constellation with 5 stars in it in the Northern Hemisphere

2) The name of the fan club of DBSK, a popular Korean boy band. It's ridiculously notorious for acting psychotically negative towards anti-fans. Those girls are literally an army and will do whatever it takes to make sure their boys are not bashed or any negative shit like that.

There's this guy named 60row who said on his myspace that DBSK made shitty music, so cassiopeia tracked him down and beat the shit out of him

by The Mr Needles Experience April 27, 2007

maplestory

ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.

wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?

by The Mr Needles Experience April 27, 2007