The Mr Needles Experience's definitions
A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
Get the merry-go-round of deathmug. Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006
Get the G dubsmug. 'Fighter-esque' describes a song that is a medium tempo heavy dance song. Unlike most songs of this type, however, there's too much music playing at a too slow speed, resulting in lack of harmony, disorderly music and possibly headaches.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
If this sounds complicated, say music was cars on a highway. "Stacy's Mom" would have a volume of 50 cars (as an example) traveling like 10 meters in say 10 seconds (basically 'light traffic'). By this standard, "Yeah" would be 25 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds, which is still 'light traffic.' However, Fighter would be 50 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds (basically, a big traffic jam). Basically, what I mean is that Fighter-esque songs are in terms of "Stacy's Mom" and "Yeah," Fighter-esque songs will have the volume of sound in "Stacy's Mom" while broadcasting it at the speed of "Yeah."
by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
Get the Fighter-esquemug. the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.
by The Mr Needles Experience March 27, 2007
Get the marijuanamug. Pejorative term for WoW or World of Warcraft, as it possesses certain extremely addcitive qualities that allow Blizzard to earn almost 1 billion dollars a year.
Slash: Whatcha playing?
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
Get the warcrackmug. A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.
MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007
Get the msgmug. Slash: Who's Glenn Danzig?
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
Get the glenn danzigmug.