sling fuck

A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.

A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.

A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"

"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."

"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet August 15, 2006
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali

African Feminist who stood up and risked her life for what she believed in. A hero!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a martyr!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali wrote a book called, Infidel, turned her back on Islam and told the world the truth about The Prophet Muhammad.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is widely hated in the Muslim world, but is highly respected and loved all over the world.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a brave woman who is laying down her life and standing up to a system of beliefs that believes that it cannot be questioned. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is my hero!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is highly awarded and respected all over the world for freedom of speech and freedom of spirit.
by The Moody Poet June 19, 2007
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Islamic Belief

Muslims believe that the prophet muhammad was told the correct version of The Bible/religion.

Muslims beleive that the prophet muhammad was the last messenger by God, when it clearly says in The Bible that Jesus was the last messenger.
John 14:16
The only other advocate after Jesus Christ will be the spirit of truth.

The Islamic belief is a belief that cannot be substantiated. While today general religion can go back to the original scriptures, Muslims cannot go back to the original souce, as the prophet muhammad is dead.
by The Moody Poet December 06, 2008
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Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.
CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
by The Moody Poet September 29, 2006
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Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome

Unable to resist the temptation of money. See Gold Digger

To put money $$$ over love and happiness. See Anna Nicole Smith.

Always working to make money and never having any time to live and be happy.

Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome is a serious condition which affects a lot of people who are unable to live full lives, because money over powers love at every turn. See Asians. In a sense Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome is only being able to make decisions that evolve around money and not the heart i.e. asking for proof of income on first date and financial references to cross check after date.

That patient will develop a serious condition that will psychologically push them away from love to try and find someone who is better able to accommodate them financially, even if it means living unhappy with someone who is obviously not compatible i.e. age gap, culture clashes, language barriers, nothing in common etc. See arranged marriages or Mail Order Brides or Russian Brides.

Patients may have developed a strong influence for a father or maternal influence to keep them protected. In a sense the patient may be suffering from being sheltered all their lives and never having the confidence to take risks for love.

Or the patient might be suffering Hollywood Slut Syndrome where they do not care who they step on, how they get there, as long as they get what they want!
"Are you kidding?" "Lei-Lei has Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome!" "She only dates men who are successful graduates who come from money!" "Well little does that asian-ho know that the men who are fucking her have Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome and only marry women who come from money."

Candy: Hi Glenn
Glenn: Hi Bitch
Candy: Did you hear?
Glenn: No... what?
Candy: Well as you know I'm not one to spred idol gossip in class.
Glenn: No Candy you usually spred something else during lunch break!
Candy: Grrr! Well anyway Rebab is said to be going into an arranged marriage!
Glenn: And to think... I didn't even think they could give her away. (laugh}
Candy: It sounds like both her parents are suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Glenn: Well if I were her husband to be I would be asking for a refund on the wedding night!

In the 1997 movie, 'Washington Square', Catherine Sloper (Jennifer Jason Leigh) an average, awkward type of girl from a prominent wealthy family is persuaded by the very handsome, persuasively romantic Mr. Morris Townsend (Ben Chaplin) who is gossiped to be poor and gossipers say only interested in Catherine for her wealth to engage. It could be said that Mr. Townsend was suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome if indeed true? A very powerful and sad movie (have tissues handy), with a very surprising ending that shows how far some people will go who are suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome. But who has the syndrome? The father? The daughter? The aunt? Or Mr. Townsend?
by The Moody Poet August 26, 2006
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Imelda Marcos Syndrome

When you can't stop buying shoes.

When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!

When you substitute dick for shoes!
"Com'on Mom just one more pair of shoes!!!"

"Are you out of your fuckin' mind young lady!!!" "You already have over 50 pairs of shoes!" "What's wrong with you?" "Do you have Imelda Marcos Syndrome?"

KATE: You only have 2 feet? Why do you need all these shoes?
ROSE: I dunno I just need these shoes, and this will be the last I buy this year...
KATE: But there's only 2 more days left of the year.
ROSE: So?
KATE: What about helping the starving kids in Africa!
ROSE: Fuck'em! It's not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
KATE: Gee Rose maybe you need to see a doctor, I think your coming down with Imelda Marcos Syndrome.
ROSE: Hrmm probably...
KATE: Second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
by The Moody Poet January 05, 2007
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Islamofucktard

An Islamofucktard is any Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who use children or handicapped children to carry out suicide bombings.

NBC and CNN have reported that the political party Hamas and other Islamic fundamentalists have used handicapped children and handicapped adults with such ailments as down syndrome and mild retardation to carry out suicide attacks.
"Only an Islamofucktard would use a retarded child or any child to do a suicide attack!!!"
by The Moody Poet January 03, 2007
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