The Moody Poet's definitions
Mata Hari was a beautiful spy that was playing both sides of the field (Double Agent).
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Mata Hari was a bit like Delilah (AKA Samson and Delilah). $$$ was her downfall and destruction.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Mata Harimug. When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the anti-rape wearmug. The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006
Get the Bali Shagmug. In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the matricidemug. Somebody who loves to ride big vibrating humps.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
When your average sized dildo or vibrator just ain't big enough!
An inexpensive car that runs on water, that is driven by a jockey.
"Look at that camel jockey go!!!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
"Fuck his hole is so big I could climb in and use it as a sleeping bag!!!"
"You probably could if he didn't already have a tribe living up there!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the camel jockeymug. A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the cuttermug. They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Sex selective infanticidemug.