toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.

Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....

by The Moai February 10, 2005

Monohatter

One who only wears one hat, when others around him wear many.

'Luke is a monohatter! WHERE'S YOUR HAT AAAAAAAT?!?!?'

by The Moai April 26, 2006

Binner

Short for 'beer for dinner' - descriptive of all that one consumes on a lengthy, food-free night out on the wifebeater

'I need a fry-up. I had binner last night.'

by The Moai September 28, 2006

munch bunch bus

The special bus that brings the 'challenged' children to school. So called after the children's TV series, as is the bus is full of animated vegetables.

'The one eating toilet roll is Stevie - he comes in on the Munch Bunch bus....'

by The Moai March 8, 2005

roomy

Adjective. Polite way of describing a 'Rubenesque' young lady; someone who's been at the Ginsters.

'Nice enough girl I suppose, and quite good-looking, if you like 'em roomy.'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

chavs r us

JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.

'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005