The Moai's definitions

boiley

Noun. A takeaway involving rice eg. Thai, Indian, Chinese etc.

'I'm starving. Chuck me the phone, I'll order in a boiley.'

by The Moai March 7, 2005

Monohatter

One who only wears one hat, when others around him wear many.

'Luke is a monohatter! WHERE'S YOUR HAT AAAAAAAT?!?!?'

by The Moai April 26, 2006

toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.

Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....

by The Moai February 10, 2005

chavlink

The Silverlink rail service across North London. So called because many of its users are chavs.

We could use the Chavlink to get there. Hide your wallet....

by The Moai September 22, 2006

chocolate fireguard

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

chavs r us

JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.

'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005