groombridge

Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find the Gay Olympics in full swing.

'He's Groombridged - should be in for an interesting fortnight.'

by The Moai March 07, 2005

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

Binner

Short for 'beer for dinner' - descriptive of all that one consumes on a lengthy, food-free night out on the wifebeater

'I need a fry-up. I had binner last night.'

by The Moai September 28, 2006

munch bunch bus

The special bus that brings the 'challenged' children to school. So called after the children's TV series, as is the bus is full of animated vegetables.

'The one eating toilet roll is Stevie - he comes in on the Munch Bunch bus....'

by The Moai March 08, 2005

roomy

Adjective. Polite way of describing a 'Rubenesque' young lady; someone who's been at the Ginsters.

'Nice enough girl I suppose, and quite good-looking, if you like 'em roomy.'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

chavs r us

JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.

'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'

by The Moai April 06, 2005