Definitions by The Moai

mcewans moment 

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

mcewans moment by The Moai March 16, 2005

munch bunch bus 

The special bus that brings the 'challenged' children to school. So called after the children's TV series, as is the bus is full of animated vegetables.

'The one eating toilet roll is Stevie - he comes in on the Munch Bunch bus....'

munch bunch bus by The Moai March 8, 2005

groombridge 

Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find the Gay Olympics in full swing.

'He's Groombridged - should be in for an interesting fortnight.'

groombridge by The Moai March 7, 2005

boiley 

Noun. A takeaway involving rice eg. Thai, Indian, Chinese etc.

'I'm starving. Chuck me the phone, I'll order in a boiley.'

boiley by The Moai March 7, 2005

duke of york 

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

duke of york by The Moai February 10, 2005

chips 

A girl who shags around; like chips (UK usage), she goes with anything. cf. Duke of York.

Chips has done the entire rugby team -she goes with anything!

chips by The Moai February 10, 2005

toilet warrior 

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.

Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....

toilet warrior by The Moai February 10, 2005