Definitions by The Moai

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

pikey pop by The Moai April 6, 2005

chavs r us 

JD Sports, a chain of 'sportswear' shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of Britain - Kappa, Nike, Burberry etc.

'I needed a t-shirt to paint in, so I went to Chavs R Us. I've never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.'

chavs r us by The Moai April 6, 2005

la belle frogette 

A French girlfriend.

'Missed the film. La belle frogette was late. Again.'

la belle frogette by The Moai April 1, 2005

Brads 

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

Brads by The Moai April 1, 2005

cardinal chunder 

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

cardinal chunder by The Moai March 31, 2005

lewseys 

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

lewseys by The Moai March 17, 2005

spack run 

To run in a public place, flailing one's arms and wailing in a high-pitched voice, in the manner of a spacker.

'I bet him a fiver he wouldn't do a spack run down the entire length of the platform. He did!

spack run by The Moai March 16, 2005