boiley

Noun. A takeaway involving rice eg. Thai, Indian, Chinese etc.

'I'm starving. Chuck me the phone, I'll order in a boiley.'

by The Moai March 7, 2005

chips

A girl who shags around; like chips (UK usage), she goes with anything. cf. Duke of York.

Chips has done the entire rugby team -she goes with anything!

by The Moai February 10, 2005

cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

by The Moai March 31, 2005

lewseys

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

by The Moai March 17, 2005

groombridge

Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find the Gay Olympics in full swing.

'He's Groombridged - should be in for an interesting fortnight.'

by The Moai March 7, 2005

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

chavlink

The Silverlink rail service across North London. So called because many of its users are chavs.

We could use the Chavlink to get there. Hide your wallet....

by The Moai September 22, 2006