wombling

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

by The Moai February 16, 2007

boiley

Noun. A takeaway involving rice eg. Thai, Indian, Chinese etc.

'I'm starving. Chuck me the phone, I'll order in a boiley.'

by The Moai March 07, 2005

pikey food

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

by The Moai April 06, 2005

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

munch bunch bus

The special bus that brings the 'challenged' children to school. So called after the children's TV series, as is the bus is full of animated vegetables.

'The one eating toilet roll is Stevie - he comes in on the Munch Bunch bus....'

by The Moai March 08, 2005

chavlink

The Silverlink rail service across North London. So called because many of its users are chavs.

We could use the Chavlink to get there. Hide your wallet....

by The Moai September 22, 2006

Monohatter

One who only wears one hat, when others around him wear many.

'Luke is a monohatter! WHERE'S YOUR HAT AAAAAAAT?!?!?'

by The Moai April 10, 2006