The Moai's definitions

arse tax

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

roomy

Adjective. Polite way of describing a 'Rubenesque' young lady; someone who's been at the Ginsters.

'Nice enough girl I suppose, and quite good-looking, if you like 'em roomy.'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

wombling

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

by The Moai February 18, 2007

groombridge

Verb. To book a flight to a sporting event one year early, and thereby turn up in Sydney expecting the Rugby World Cup, only to find the Gay Olympics in full swing.

'He's Groombridged - should be in for an interesting fortnight.'

by The Moai March 7, 2005

boiley

Noun. A takeaway involving rice eg. Thai, Indian, Chinese etc.

'I'm starving. Chuck me the phone, I'll order in a boiley.'

by The Moai March 7, 2005