mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

chocolate fireguard

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

spack run

To run in a public place, flailing one's arms and wailing in a high-pitched voice, in the manner of a spacker.

'I bet him a fiver he wouldn't do a spack run down the entire length of the platform. He did!

by The Moai March 16, 2005

yam

Acronym. 'Yet another meeting'. A YAM is a pointless meeting organised by an over-zealous manager who feels that a) having a meeting is a form of work and b) he is not doing his job if he isn't talking to his staff CONSTANTLY and stopping them doing something useful.

'Can't talk now, I've got to go into a YAM. Again.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

by The Moai February 10, 2005

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 6, 2005