The Moai's definitions

pikey food

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

Binner

Short for 'beer for dinner' - descriptive of all that one consumes on a lengthy, food-free night out on the wifebeater

'I need a fry-up. I had binner last night.'

by The Moai September 28, 2006

munch bunch bus

The special bus that brings the 'challenged' children to school. So called after the children's TV series, as is the bus is full of animated vegetables.

'The one eating toilet roll is Stevie - he comes in on the Munch Bunch bus....'

by The Moai March 8, 2005

otter's pocket

Something very, very wet.

She's wetter than an otter's pocket.

by The Moai April 26, 2006

chips

A girl who shags around; like chips (UK usage), she goes with anything. cf. Duke of York.

Chips has done the entire rugby team -she goes with anything!

by The Moai February 10, 2005

cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

by The Moai March 31, 2005