Definitions by The Moai

clay class 

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

clay class by The Moai April 19, 2005

yam 

Acronym. 'Yet another meeting'. A YAM is a pointless meeting organised by an over-zealous manager who feels that a) having a meeting is a form of work and b) he is not doing his job if he isn't talking to his staff CONSTANTLY and stopping them doing something useful.

'Can't talk now, I've got to go into a YAM. Again.'

yam by The Moai April 14, 2005

arse tax 

The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.

'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'

arse tax by The Moai April 14, 2005

grot 

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

grot by The Moai April 14, 2005

Merthyr defence, The 

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

Merthyr defence, The by The Moai April 11, 2005

chocolate fireguard 

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

chocolate fireguard by The Moai April 6, 2005

pikey food 

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

pikey food by The Moai April 6, 2005