clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

grot

Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.

'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.

Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....

by The Moai February 10, 2005

mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 01, 2005

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 06, 2005

chocolate fireguard

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

by The Moai April 06, 2005