100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

Dirty Whincup

A man who fills his face mask with jizz and walks around inhaling his own spunk through his mouth and out of his nose on repeat cycle, until the load is like potatoe water then he replenishes the mask 😷

He was feeling dirty so he went to the supermarket wearing his Dirty Whincup

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Pankakke

When you cum all over her pancake tits instead of her face (bukakke)

Let's have a pankakke party

by The Milk Man Cometh May 31, 2023

Icing bags

Empty deflated tits that resemble 2 icing bags usually belonging to a skinny mother

Don't take a picture of me sunbathing I look like I have 2 icing bags

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020

Minker

Man who makes pubic wigs (Merkins) for a living and only uses real fur

I need a new merkin so I'm off to the minker

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

nummed

When she inserts her nipple in your arsehole whilst giving you a reach around hand job

I got nummed last night

by The Milk Man Cometh November 20, 2020

Hoe Squared

Hoe Squared: Twice the hoe of a normal hoe

Yes she is definitely hoe squared

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

assprise

When her ass his so tacky with cum that you have to prise it open to get in. Resembles the melted cheese separation when you take a slice of pizza from the box

Its no surprise that I'm going to have to assprise

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020