Wizzle

Wi-z-uhl (noun) A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with sad sickness.

Hey Wizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

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Wizzduke

The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.

Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.

John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"

by The Master Wisdom November 25, 2010

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Wizgiggle

A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.

"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

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Wizar

The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom.

The Wizar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries.

Some times even chocolate. Wizars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class. Wizar, Wizar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.
Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!

by The Master Wisdom November 24, 2010

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