The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom.

The Wizar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries.

Some times even chocolate. Wizars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class. Wizar, Wizar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.
Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

something is really good.better than excellent