Definitions by The Little Kid

stockboy 

The boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.

Hessa: Look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. He's a hottie.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

stockboy by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

glock in 

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

glock in by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

toilet hair by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

pizza boy by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Dirty Al 

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

Dirty Al by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Panda Claus 

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

Panda Claus by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

You Old Man!!! 

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

You Old Man!!! by the Little Kid June 3, 2006