The Light of Reason's definitions

Bruff

n. Nickname for an actual person. He happens to be a very cool person. Who also happens to bruff (def. #2) very well. And produces very smelly bruffs (def. #1).

"Yo, Bruff, how's it goin'?"
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

Brioche

n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.

"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."

by The Light of Reason May 13, 2005

Marriage

n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.

The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.

George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

exurbia

\`ex`ur'bi'a\ n. The area outside a city, though much farther out than suburbia or the suburbs. (See exurbs.)

The farther out they went from the city, the sparser and sparser the houses became, especially when they reached exurbia.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

LSD

n. synthetic drug. (see above)

also known as acid.

Can be taken orally, or through the eyes in the form of eye drops.

(no example for this)

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)

1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005