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wha-bam

1. Interjection used, usually at unexpected times, during the action of striking another. In most cases this is said when giving a ball tap. Exclamation of this word aids in making the attack more public.

2. Verb. To give an unexpected ball tap.
1. <Hey Larry, we totally should go to Quick Check later. >

"Totally, all day I have bee-"

<wha-BAM!!>

"... why? ... ow..."

<Because it was funny.>

2. "Jay totally screwed me over, I'm going to wha-bam him when he's not looking."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 12, 2005
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noses

Origin of "noses," is most likely from the card game in which players attempt to grab spoons before their opponents and place them on their nose when a player has accumulated four of a kind. The last one to do so, drops out of the game and all others are still in.

In respects, noses is a silent form of, not it. It is used to exclude one party from a desired item or action. When a situation arises where not every person in the group can benefit from, one person calls noses and places the index finger on the tip of the nose. Every else follows suit and keeps their finger on their nose until the game is over. The last person, or the one who doesn’t, is the loser, and therefore does not get what is being sought after.

Noses works in ways, opposite to shoddy
A: Listen guys, I can fit only 3 people in my car, so that means one of you has to get left behind.
B: Alright... Noses! *places finger on nose*
C: *places finger on nose*
D: *places finger on nose*
E: ... shit.
A: See ya later, E.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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dipsoluscious vacation

noun. (dip-sol-lush-us vay-kay-shun)
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.

Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.

"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
as used on family guy...

Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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shoddy

Word used in order to claim ownership between disputed, desired item. Works similar to the phrase, "I call ____." Depending on what rules are being used, a standard shoddy can be trumped with a, "blitz," or preemptively countered with a, "no blitz."

Principle of shoddy is much like the concept behind shotgun
==1==
A: Who wants my last cookie?
B: OOh, me!
C: Shoddy cookie!
B: Shoddy cookie blitz!
<person B gets the cookie>

==2==
A: One of us has to go shovel the driveway.
B: Yea.
A: Shoddy no shovel, no blitz.
B: ... shit.
<person B must shovel>
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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axe

A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.

Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"


A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005
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snozzberry

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.
===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.
"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005
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