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That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
Get the balloon knot mug.To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!
Larry: You get laid or something?
Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.
Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!
by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008
Get the Cornalized mug.The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
Get the Bag Lapper mug.The wise fellow who has a wife or female friend who allows him to spread her ass cheeks wide and press his nose close to her bunghole and slowly inhale the delicious aroma of her tail end. Gently licking her balloon knot, tasting the residue left from a few days of not bathing. Licking the taste away and enjoying every second of it. Stabbing the tounge in and out of her sphincter also increases the experience as well as increases the chance of bringing her to anal orgasm.
Gayle and I had a hell of a good time at the Adult Movie Awards. We retired back to our suite and when the door closed, she raised her skirt and pulled her soaked panties down and bent over the back of the couch with her knees on the cushions, legs spread wide. I knew what she wanted. I kicked my shoes off and knelt behind her. Spread her beautiful butt cheeks wide and was her Bung Licker for the evening.
by The King Cornholer March 28, 2008
Get the Bung Licker mug.That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.
Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?
Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.
Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.
by The King Cornholer May 9, 2008
Get the Tailpipe mug.A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.
Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008
Get the Bung Sniffer mug.That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.
Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008
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