The Jungle Prophet's definitions

ATSS

Aw, That is So Sweet

Ace: You really botched that bridge hand. Only a doofus would try and draw trump rather than play for the Spade-Diamond squeeze.

Linda Lu: ATSS

by The Jungle Prophet October 23, 2019

1st lay syndrome

A serious psychological condition, when a male loses his virginity and now believes he is permanently and forever in love with that female.

Rachel: Max finally lost his virginity with Kylie and is now crazy in love with her.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.

by The Jungle Prophet February 14, 2018

J.A.Y.

Jewish American Yinzer - a combination of a J.A.P. and a Yinzer (PIttsburgh reference)

Rachel: Todd, you're such a Jagoff for not taking me out to dinner for mussels and instead breaking up with me.
Todd: You are such a J.A.Y.!

by The Jungle Prophet September 18, 2019

Skankin' with my Frau

A male term for casually hanging out with a girlfriend and engaging in physical or sexual acts.

Martin: You going to see Rachel tonight?
Todd: Yeah, I'll be skankin' with my frau.

by The Jungle Prophet January 18, 2018

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023