Rachel: Todd, you're such a Jagoff for not taking me out to dinner for mussels and instead breaking up with me.
Todd: You are such a J.A.Y.!
Todd: You are such a J.A.Y.!
by The Jungle Prophet September 18, 2019
Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
A serious psychological condition, when a male loses his virginity and now believes he is permanently and forever in love with that female.
Rachel: Max finally lost his virginity with Kylie and is now crazy in love with her.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.
by The Jungle Prophet February 14, 2018
by The Jungle Prophet January 18, 2018
Ace: You really botched that bridge hand. Only a doofus would try and draw trump rather than play for the Spade-Diamond squeeze.
Linda Lu: ATSS
Linda Lu: ATSS
by The Jungle Prophet October 23, 2019