Definitions by The Internet Rat

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

Crapital by The Internet Rat March 21, 2026

Sextupidly

The Combination of the word sexual and stupidity where in a scenario there is a sexually implied question and someone fails It spectacularly. It also can have -ly prefix

In an episode of family feud, Steve Harvey asked; “what is something from Leonardo dcapprio you’d like to hold?” The Person Being questioned said “his famous painting, the Mona Lisa. This was a scenario where the participant was thinking sextupidly

Sextupidly by The Internet Rat March 13, 2026

Traveler’s Rage

This is common among people who have just landed home and are pissed off about the place they just went to

P1:DUDE WYOMING SUCKED AND ITS 3.25 FOR GAS!
P2: oh ya you got Traveler’s Rage

Traveler’s Rage by The Internet Rat March 9, 2026

Ridicumess

A Ridiculous Mess.

Dude, What a Ridicumess.

Ridicumess by The Internet Rat March 9, 2026

Fuckaroo

Basically Buckaroo but 12x more threatening

Listen here fuckaroo

Fuckaroo by The Internet Rat March 8, 2026

Cord Jungle

This term is used where a workspace/desk has a shit ton of wires and cords that are unorganized.

P1: Dude your desk has a shit ton of unorganized cords.

P2: I know right? They call it a cord jungle.

P1:The fuck you mean they

*rustling sounds coming from trees*

Cord Jungle by The Internet Rat March 6, 2026

Double decker titty sandwich

Basically a Titty sandwich BUT your getting smooshed from TWO sides.

1: man you partied HARD Last night

2: yeah those two chicks gave me a Double decker titty sandwich

Double decker titty sandwich by The Internet Rat November 21, 2025