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Jizz

A popular form of freestyle whaling music.
Whale 1) "OOugha! HA!"
Person 1) "That whale is doing a nice jizz."
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Dr. James' Diagnosis

A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:

James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
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Jabroni

Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss

Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}

Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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Dick Kickum

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.
"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.
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the dog of wisdom

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom
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Stubbie

A cigarette butt that's still got some of the white bit on it.
usually less than an inch left.

commonly smoked by teenagers who aren't ballsy enough to steal a whole smoke.
but it's good though, good enough nicotine since they're usually smaller.
Person A: "Hey bro check out this Stubbie I got."
Person B: "That's at most 2 puffs you knob."
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. February 26, 2020
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