The Idiot Who Defines Slang.'s definitions
That one kid that always walks into class smelling like fucking vape, stoned out of his goddamn mind. I mean like Anne-Frank levels of baked. It'll make you go "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
Person 1: "Hey what's up Memphis?"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
Person 2 (Memphis): "Smell my clothes."
Person 1: *Smells Memphis' clothes*
Person 1: "GODDAMMIT MEMPHIS!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. November 29, 2018
Get the Memphismug. Pronounced: Pay-per-boy
Plural: Paperboys
Pronounced: Par-per-boy-ss
Noun:
1) A person who's job is to deliver newspapers to certain households via mailbox or doorstep. This was a usual youth job in the late 20th century. However, it has fallen out of favor due to the fact that cars exist. During the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's, bicycle was the main vehicle of choice for paperboys. Cars are much faster. This and the fact that newspapers are usually found within boxes that contain the newspaper has made the job of being a paperboy quite rare.
2) A game released on several early consoles, early computers, and an arcade machine. The game consists of riding a bicycle and throwing papers at customers. The game was released in arcades, and began to be ported to other systems starting in 1986. Paperboy was ported to the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron (1986), Commodore 64 (1986), Commodore 16 (1986), Amstrad CPC (1986), ZX Spectrum (1986), Apple II (1986), TRS-80 Color Computer (1986), MS-DOS (1988), Apple IIGS (1988), NES/Famicom (1988) (1991, Japan), Game Boy (1990), Game Boy Color (1999), Atari ST (1989), Amiga (1989), Atari Lynx (1990), Sega Master System (1990), Game Gear (1991), and Sega Mega Drive/Genesis (1991) (1992, Japan). The internet celebrity James Rolfe reviewed Paperboy on his 140th episode of his series "Angry Video Game Nerd".
Plural: Paperboys
Pronounced: Par-per-boy-ss
Noun:
1) A person who's job is to deliver newspapers to certain households via mailbox or doorstep. This was a usual youth job in the late 20th century. However, it has fallen out of favor due to the fact that cars exist. During the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's, bicycle was the main vehicle of choice for paperboys. Cars are much faster. This and the fact that newspapers are usually found within boxes that contain the newspaper has made the job of being a paperboy quite rare.
2) A game released on several early consoles, early computers, and an arcade machine. The game consists of riding a bicycle and throwing papers at customers. The game was released in arcades, and began to be ported to other systems starting in 1986. Paperboy was ported to the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron (1986), Commodore 64 (1986), Commodore 16 (1986), Amstrad CPC (1986), ZX Spectrum (1986), Apple II (1986), TRS-80 Color Computer (1986), MS-DOS (1988), Apple IIGS (1988), NES/Famicom (1988) (1991, Japan), Game Boy (1990), Game Boy Color (1999), Atari ST (1989), Amiga (1989), Atari Lynx (1990), Sega Master System (1990), Game Gear (1991), and Sega Mega Drive/Genesis (1991) (1992, Japan). The internet celebrity James Rolfe reviewed Paperboy on his 140th episode of his series "Angry Video Game Nerd".
1) I work as a Paperboy part-time for minimum wage.
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. July 8, 2017
Get the Paperboymug. Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss
Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. June 26, 2017
Get the Jabronimug. by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. July 9, 2017
Get the Right Handmug. Noun
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A
Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A
Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. July 10, 2017
Get the Communismmug. by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 6, 2018
Get the the dog of wisdommug.