Virgin Gains

What happens to your muscles after you fap.
Virgin: "Yeah, I've been workin out."
Chad: "Nice virgin gains loser!"
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. October 27, 2018
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Dr. James' Diagnosis

A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:

James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
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Right Hand

Your most useful tool.
What does my right hand and the equation X/32*Y=Z have in common? They beat the f*ck out of my!
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Communism

Noun
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A

Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
"Communism will lead to nothing but economic stagnation."
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the dog of wisdom

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom
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Jizz

A popular form of freestyle whaling music.
Whale 1) "OOugha! HA!"
Person 1) "That whale is doing a nice jizz."
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