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Jabroni

Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss

Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}

Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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A popular form of freestyle whaling music.
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Siegefag

Basically a Right-Wing tankie. Defends historically disliked and Fascist nations, denies mass-death caused by regimes of Fascist nations, etc. Will resort to violence to get his way. Kind of respectable in a way.

Called a Siegefag due to their obsession with a book named "Siege" by James Mason. They are commonly seen wearing a Skull Balaclava.
Person 1: "Dude, that guy is like a tankie, but a Nazi."
Person 2: "He's a Siegefag."
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What does my right hand and the equation X/32*Y=Z have in common? They beat the f*ck out of my!
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Communism

Noun
Pronounced: Kom-yoo-niz-um
Plural: N/A
Pronounced: N/A

Definition:
Communism is an economic theory created by Karl Marx. The theory states to abolish all private property, and make workers the most powerful people in society and giving them less hours. The people get benefits for being workers. Money and class under true Communism does not exist. To show how it would work (In theory, mind you.), go play some Minecraft with friends. Proceed to try to survive in Hardcore mode. It is more than likely that you would share everything in order to be more happy and not die. It bases off of class war/struggle.
Communism only works in theory, however. Capitalism, the opposite of Communism, bases off of a "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." theory. If you want an apple pie, but you can't make them. Only Bob, but you're the only one who can weave clothing, then Capitalism would allow you to give Bob a piece of clothing while he gives you the pie. This is how Capitalism works. Communism says that Bob will make nothing but apple pies, all day every day, and you should make clothes all day every day. Then you give all of your products to the government and then the government redistributes them. Capitalism just leads to improvement where Communism leads to stagnation.
"Communism will lead to nothing but economic stagnation."
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