Definitions by The Hylander

Shuffle and Deal 

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

Shuffle and Deal by The Hylander July 20, 2018

Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand 

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.

“Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”

Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand by The Hylander July 11, 2018

The Passover 

When your lungs are too fucked to fill a bong, so your mate fills it and passes it over to you for ripping.

“Matthew!I wanna hit it again, but I’m wheezing like a bitch. The Passover is nigh!”

The Passover by The Hylander July 10, 2018

Bastard Behind the Eyes 

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

Bastard Behind the Eyes by The Hylander July 8, 2018

Bombing the Bunker 

The initial cough after a massive bong rip, when the smoker still struggles in vain to keep their mouth shut.

Guys! Matthew's hit it too hard, he's Bombing the Bunker!

Bombing the Bunker by The Hylander July 5, 2018