by The Happy Humanist February 12, 2010
Get the man mug.A feminist is the bravest and most honourable person (man or woman) out there who has the guts to stand up to all the irrational, MANIC HATE that every single man on this site expresses toward women.
Please read the entries and you will realize how much women are hated by men and how much we need feminism. And you will be genuinely afraid. Who are these people?
Equality is more that being equal under the law. We will have true equality when
- men are encouraged to have a bikini wax twice a month (200 US Dollars), legs and armpits as well please
- men have to wear high heels that mutilate their feet and skirts and tiny tops
- men are told that they are worthless if they have wrinkles and therefore have to buy anti-aging products like there’s no tomorrow
- men will be ostracized severely if they wear the same piece of clothing twice
- beautiful men marry ugly women as frequently as beautiful women marry ugly men
- men take the last names of their wives as frequently as women do
- “pussy” and “cunt” are no longer used as insults
- men and women split the household chores and the “bringing up kids” duties evenly
- women no longer get paid less for the same work
- 95 % of domestic and sexual violence are no longer committed by men against women
- … The list could go on forever
There is no equality, not even in the Western world. If you are a fair person (man or woman) you will agree and try to make this world a better place for EVERYONE. Men and women.
Please read the entries and you will realize how much women are hated by men and how much we need feminism. And you will be genuinely afraid. Who are these people?
Equality is more that being equal under the law. We will have true equality when
- men are encouraged to have a bikini wax twice a month (200 US Dollars), legs and armpits as well please
- men have to wear high heels that mutilate their feet and skirts and tiny tops
- men are told that they are worthless if they have wrinkles and therefore have to buy anti-aging products like there’s no tomorrow
- men will be ostracized severely if they wear the same piece of clothing twice
- beautiful men marry ugly women as frequently as beautiful women marry ugly men
- men take the last names of their wives as frequently as women do
- “pussy” and “cunt” are no longer used as insults
- men and women split the household chores and the “bringing up kids” duties evenly
- women no longer get paid less for the same work
- 95 % of domestic and sexual violence are no longer committed by men against women
- … The list could go on forever
There is no equality, not even in the Western world. If you are a fair person (man or woman) you will agree and try to make this world a better place for EVERYONE. Men and women.
Jason: I am a feminist.
Redeck #1: Boooooooo Hoooooooo Let's kill him, boys!!!!!
Nomal person: Wow Jason, you have balls to risk the wrath of every hick out there!
Redeck #1: Boooooooo Hoooooooo Let's kill him, boys!!!!!
Nomal person: Wow Jason, you have balls to risk the wrath of every hick out there!
by The Happy Humanist February 08, 2010
Get the feminist mug.The center of the nervous system in all female vertebrate animals.
The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).
In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.
However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.
Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
The human female encephalon is a powerful tool which is responsible for the fact that women have been outperforming men at all stages of secondary and post-secondary education (i.e., "high school" and "college") in all G8 and OECD countries (e.g., PISA 2001).
In their fixation on size, the vast majority of males try to justify their unfounded feelings of superiority by comparing brain sizes.
However, it takes more than a Second Grade education to know that it is the ratio of brain weight to body weight which presents a correlation to intelligence rather than the brain weight itself. Ergo: Men's bodies are proportionately larger and hence so are their brains, hands, feet, arms, etc. But it is the ratio of brain weight and body weight which may or may not predict intelligence, not brain weight.
Moreover, while the human male brain is larger on average, the processing centers in the human female brain are more closely interconnected due to a larger corpus callosum.
If the other definition of "female brain" is indicative of men's intelligence, men deserve all the help from educated women they can get.
by The Happy Humanist August 10, 2010
Get the female brain mug.A person who laughs hysterically at the penises who have the nerve to whine about the evil evil feminists while the penises are the ONLY REAL victims because - and get that - they are also discriminated against and actually have to open doors and go to war and those horrible objects called women - yeah, get that - really didn't have it that bad.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
Bobby Tom (IQ 27): Oh man, I hate those chicks ... those, what's the word ... feminists. They steal out thunder, man. We are the real victims. Dude, I took this chick on a date, Chuck E. Cheese, and I totatally had to pay the bill. I want equality!
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
by The Happy Humanist January 17, 2010
Get the feminist mug.An expression of men's infinite hatred of women.
This is not a "sexual" act; it is an act which is intended to degrade, debase, and humiliate the woman who has to endure it.
Women who watch this act, report sensations similar of trauma survivors. What happens to the women who actually have to endure it, is too frightening to consider.
Of course, this means nothing to the depraved "men" who generate the demand for this form of degenerate "entertainment."
This is not a "sexual" act; it is an act which is intended to degrade, debase, and humiliate the woman who has to endure it.
Women who watch this act, report sensations similar of trauma survivors. What happens to the women who actually have to endure it, is too frightening to consider.
Of course, this means nothing to the depraved "men" who generate the demand for this form of degenerate "entertainment."
Several studies confirm that degrading and dehumanizing pornography ("bukkake" being seen as the epitome of degradation)
- increases the incidence and acceptance of rape myths
- decreases sensitivity to the suffering of rape victims
- decreases the acceptance of violence against and degradation of women
- increases sexual callousness
-increases male willingness to rape
See for instance:
Allen et al., 2006; Vega & Malamuth 2007; Kingston et al., 2007; Perrin et al,, 2008; Carroll et al., 2008; Bonino et al., 2006; Carr & VanDEusen, 2004; George, Dermen & Nachajski, 1989; Norris, 1989; Norris & Kerr, 1993 etc.
- increases the incidence and acceptance of rape myths
- decreases sensitivity to the suffering of rape victims
- decreases the acceptance of violence against and degradation of women
- increases sexual callousness
-increases male willingness to rape
See for instance:
Allen et al., 2006; Vega & Malamuth 2007; Kingston et al., 2007; Perrin et al,, 2008; Carroll et al., 2008; Bonino et al., 2006; Carr & VanDEusen, 2004; George, Dermen & Nachajski, 1989; Norris, 1989; Norris & Kerr, 1993 etc.
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
Get the woman mug.Men: those of the human species who produce the Y chromosone in reproduction.
Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)
Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.
1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.
2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.
3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.
4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.
At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list)
Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of.
1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else.
2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have.
3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females.
Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven.
4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day.
At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.
Men are evil.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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