The Happy Humanist's definitions
Kurt Cobain and John Lennon.
This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.
So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.
So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
Kurt Cobain, the proto feminist: “... at the top of the food chain is still the white, corporate, macho, strong ox male. Not redeemable as far as I’m concerned. ... Sexism has to be blown wide open…but there are thousands of green minds, young gullable 15 year old boys out there just starting to fall into the grain of what they’ve been told of what a man is supposed to be ...”
Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"
John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"
John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
by The Happy Humanist February 9, 2010
Get the feministmug. A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
Get the manmug. A person who is hated by (99% of) men.
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
Get the womanmug. The Happy Misogynist wrote:
"A man who thinks women are rational, intelligent human beings and expects them to act that way. Ken is a misogynist. He expects Barbie to pay for her half of dinner."
Well, given the fact that Barbie makes 75 Cents for every Dollar that Ken makes (even though she has the same student loan to repay, the same qualification and experience) Ken IS in fact a misogynist if he expects Barbie to pay for her dinner when he asked her out.
Also Ken expects Barbie to have a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week. He expects her to be young and beautiful, so Barbie spends a shitload of money and time on anti-aging products, clothes and shoes.
Conclusion: Barbie's life is more expensive because she has to buy shit to please Ken and life up to his expectations. Plus she makes less money.
Therefore, Happy Misogynist, you are not only a misogynist but a person of inferior intelligence who cannot back up their ridiculous ill-founded opinions.
Good Day, Everyone.
"A man who thinks women are rational, intelligent human beings and expects them to act that way. Ken is a misogynist. He expects Barbie to pay for her half of dinner."
Well, given the fact that Barbie makes 75 Cents for every Dollar that Ken makes (even though she has the same student loan to repay, the same qualification and experience) Ken IS in fact a misogynist if he expects Barbie to pay for her dinner when he asked her out.
Also Ken expects Barbie to have a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week. He expects her to be young and beautiful, so Barbie spends a shitload of money and time on anti-aging products, clothes and shoes.
Conclusion: Barbie's life is more expensive because she has to buy shit to please Ken and life up to his expectations. Plus she makes less money.
Therefore, Happy Misogynist, you are not only a misogynist but a person of inferior intelligence who cannot back up their ridiculous ill-founded opinions.
Good Day, Everyone.
If Ken asks Barbie out for a date, he pays gladly because he isn't a petty penny-pincher and because he understands the bitter reality of being a woman in a patriarchy. He is not a misogynist, but a humanist (= feminist). And Barbie will blow him for it.
Peace out.
Peace out.
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
Get the misogynistmug. People who write "a woman must bey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking" but still get very upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals
Huh.
Huh.
Men: Women are there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and sex slaves! They deserve to be slammed and beaten"
Women: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
Women: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
Get the menmug. Human with XX chromosomes.
Clearly some men here have a weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd like to say I have nothing against men at all and that I'm not putting men down as you guys have been putting down women before I start addressing two points.
1. I know that crap some guy wrote about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter and irrational metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. The truth is that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosome that later on turns any babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosome, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosome, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosomes.
2. One disturbed individual said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. If you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal) do not have impaired brain functioning and indeed enjoy normal intelligence.
Clearly some men here have a weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd like to say I have nothing against men at all and that I'm not putting men down as you guys have been putting down women before I start addressing two points.
1. I know that crap some guy wrote about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter and irrational metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. The truth is that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosome that later on turns any babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosome, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosome, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosomes.
2. One disturbed individual said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. If you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal) do not have impaired brain functioning and indeed enjoy normal intelligence.
In fact, the neurons in female brains are more interconnected which allows electrical impulses to be transmitted much faster than in male brains. Another facet of this is the question of how the people below explain the fact that girls out-perform boys throughout school life, as surely if women were less intelligent this would not be the case.
The boys who have written the below should really think about their issues with women because as a psychology student it seems to me to be a very unhealthy attitude, probably stemming from deep insecurities within themselves and their own gender identity, or possibly from past bad emotional experiences that should be dealt with. I'm sorry if the latter is the case but it is still no excuse to be writing the poisonous and offensive things that are written below. Frankly, you give men a bad name. It is men like you who perpetuate those generalizations and ruin it for all the lovely, emotionally balanced men out there, and to be fair, you are doing exactly the same to women when you write all this stuff about all of us being inferior in every way so please stop and think about what you are doing and deal with your issues.
Woman, you rock!
The boys who have written the below should really think about their issues with women because as a psychology student it seems to me to be a very unhealthy attitude, probably stemming from deep insecurities within themselves and their own gender identity, or possibly from past bad emotional experiences that should be dealt with. I'm sorry if the latter is the case but it is still no excuse to be writing the poisonous and offensive things that are written below. Frankly, you give men a bad name. It is men like you who perpetuate those generalizations and ruin it for all the lovely, emotionally balanced men out there, and to be fair, you are doing exactly the same to women when you write all this stuff about all of us being inferior in every way so please stop and think about what you are doing and deal with your issues.
Woman, you rock!
by The Happy Humanist February 16, 2010
Get the womanmug. Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist February 1, 2010
Get the manmug.