The Guy From Miami's definitions

Tyler The Terrible

After you fuck a girl and she's fallen asleep you cut her hair off then stick it back on with your cum.

Dude, last night I fucked a girl then pulled a Tyler The Terrible on her!

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

Starry Night

Named after the famous Van Gogh painting. When you're in bed with a woman, cum in her left ear and as she begins to freak out punch her in the face then pull the bed sheet over her head.

I pulled a Starry Night on her!

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.

It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

The Bright Idea

When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!

She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010