When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.
It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill
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When you sleep at a girl's house and in the middle of the night poop in her bed. Then, use her bed sheets to wipe the poop in between her legs and butt then leave. This way she will wake up in the morning and think she did it!
She shouldn't have cheated on me, I got her back with Richard's Revenge.
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When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!
She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.
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After you fuck a girl and she's fallen asleep you cut her hair off then stick it back on with your cum.
Dude, last night I fucked a girl then pulled a Tyler The Terrible on her!
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Named after the famous Van Gogh painting. When you're in bed with a woman, cum in her left ear and as she begins to freak out punch her in the face then pull the bed sheet over her head.
I pulled a Starry Night on her!
