Explone

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!
by The Guru Turtle April 15, 2011
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Herp

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?
by The Guru Turtle January 05, 2011
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Cockhole Fleas

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!
by The Guru Turtle September 16, 2008
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donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick
Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!
by The Guru Turtle March 01, 2006
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dumpalump

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!
"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
by The Guru Turtle January 29, 2008
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