The Guru Turtle's definitions

Cockhole Fleas

Pubic Lice

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 25, 2008

Explone

Exploded

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!

by The Guru Turtle May 15, 2011

Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

Fluffscular

A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)

Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006