The Guru Turtle's definitions

Cockhole Fleas

Pubic Lice

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 25, 2008

Blowjob Kiss

When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.

Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!

by The Guru Turtle October 30, 2008

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

Fluffscular

A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)

Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

dumpalump

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008

Explone

Exploded

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!

by The Guru Turtle May 15, 2011

NigRAR

A program or other sort of cotton-related device used to extract or compress your black files.

Use NigRAR to extract your black files!

by The Guru Turtle May 15, 2011