Definitions by The Guru Turtle

DSYDIC 

Don't stick your dick in crazy

"Wow, my girlfriend tried to cut me last night! I had to break up with that bitch before she tried to kill me.

"DSYDIC, bro!"

DSYDIC by The Guru Turtle October 16, 2011

NigRAR 

A program or other sort of cotton-related device used to extract or compress your black files.

Use NigRAR to extract your black files!

NigRAR by The Guru Turtle May 15, 2011

Explone 

Exploded

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!

Explone by The Guru Turtle May 15, 2011

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

Herp by The Guru Turtle April 14, 2011

Blowjob Kiss

When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.

Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!

Blowjob Kiss by The Guru Turtle October 30, 2008

Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

Cock Fleas by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

Fluffscular 

A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)

Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.

Fluffscular by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008