The Grammar Nazi's definitions

odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 28, 2001

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

fuck buddy

n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.

Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.

by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001