The Grammar Nazi's definitions

lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

tag and release

The term used to describe a sexually attractive (but underage) teenager. It derives from the practice of tagging wildlife. The understanding is that the stud is out of bounds at his current age, but that you'll be back to claim him when he's legal.

First defined in a Dan Savage column on 24 Nov 04.

#1: Damn, check out that hottie over there!
#2: Yeah, he's hott, but he's only 15.
#1: Tag and release that stud!

by The Grammar Nazi August 16, 2005

IM

n. An instant message. IM does not imply the use of either AIM or ICQ.

v. To send someone an instant message.

Did you get my IM?

My sister IMed me last night.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

comeback

n. A response to an insult.

I can never come up with good comebacks; now is no exception.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

deprecated

Outdated; use strongly discouraged.

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

cyber

n. Short for cyber sex.

So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001