The Grammar Nazi's definitions

five by five

Everything's cool. Derived from radio terminology.

John's got a five by five attitude about love.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

difficulty

n. Something that is a problem for you.

I've run into a difficulty upgrading my hardware.

by The Grammar Nazi February 27, 2002

chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

LTR

On craigslist, an acronym for Long-Term Relationship.

Enough of this single crap, I'm ready for an LTR.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005

bump-in

n. When you meet someone in a place you didn't expect to see them.

You're my third bump-in today!

by The Grammar Nazi January 9, 2002

the 101

The IMPROPER way to refer to California's main highway.

It takes about three hours to get home if you take 101.

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2001