The Grammar Nazi's definitions

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

samich

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

j/k

abbr. Just kidding.

I'm gay. J/k!

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

rockin'

adj. Something that's really cool.
intj. "That's really cool!"

The Urban Dictionary is rockin'!

You just added another definition to the Urban Dictionary? Rockin'!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2001

cyber

n. Short for cyber sex.

So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

deprecated

Outdated; use strongly discouraged.

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001