The Grammar Nazi's definitions

DD

n. Designated Driver. One who abstains from "partying" so everyone can get home safely.

We're going out tonight, and I'm the DD, as per usual.

by The Grammar Nazi January 5, 2002

lameouze

adj. Incredibly, stupefyingly lame. So lame as to defy description.

She's got a "broken heart" after only three weeks? That's lameouze!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2002

traveler

Sexual arousal achieved simply through being driven around in the passenger seat of a vehicle.

That road trip was really "exciting"; I got a traveler every other day!

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2003

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

by The Grammar Nazi February 5, 2004

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

difficulty

n. Something that is a problem for you.

I've run into a difficulty upgrading my hardware.

by The Grammar Nazi February 27, 2002