The Grammar Nazi's definitions

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

Vanish!

"Begone!"
"Leave my sight immediately!"

"Hello, I'm from the Church of..."
"Vanish!"

by The Grammar Nazi October 17, 2001

veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

rockin'

adj. Something that's really cool.
intj. "That's really cool!"

The Urban Dictionary is rockin'!

You just added another definition to the Urban Dictionary? Rockin'!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2001

my boys

A term of endearment for one's genitals.

Your boys can't play with my boys!

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001