The Grammar Nazi's definitions

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

WPP

Well-Produced Production.

Antonym of PPP.

Did you see that MTV commercial? It was a WPP.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005

BYOC

Acronym: Bring Your Own Crap. Similar to BYOB or BYOM.

It's a BYOC party.

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001