The Grammar Nazi's definitions

lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

syncophant

n. A person who enthusiastically toes the party line. A combination of "synch" and "sycophant."

A million syncophants blindly repeating the GOP's talking points make me sick to my stomach.

by The Grammar Nazi May 16, 2005

go down on

To give oral sex to someone.

He went down on me in the shower yesterday. That was some quality shower head!

by The Grammar Nazi June 26, 2002

thwop

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.

Would you kindly thwop me some mashed potatoes?

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

pee shy

The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.

"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"

"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."

by The Grammar Nazi July 2, 2004

odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

by The Grammar Nazi September 25, 2003

pop punk

n. Music which is pesudo-punk. It's got the loud guitars, it's got just enough of the "I'm angry" vibe to still be interesting to today's youth. But it's way too polished and lacks the substance of true punk.

Blink-182
MxPx

by The Grammar Nazi December 4, 2001