The Good Friend, Garrison's definitions

Wyoming

A place that doesn't exist. It is simply a government hoax.

"Now, I have a question for all of you; have you met anyone from Wyoming?"
"No."
"Then Wyoming doesn't exist!"
*cue laughtrack*

by The Good Friend, Garrison June 4, 2018

G.A.Y.

Glory Among Youths for short. An organization that seeks out to make the world for children thirteen and below a batter place.

"Hey, Jerry, did you here about the G.A.Y.?"
"the what"
"Y'know, the G.A.Y. Glory Among Youths."
"Ah. I see. Why does that exist?"

by The Good Friend, Garrison June 3, 2018

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people.

"Are you a cannibal?"
"...yeah..."

by The Good Friend, Garrison June 9, 2018

sublimey

Basically the Australian version of "sublime" with a hint of surprise, hence blimey.

"Well, wanker, that is quite sublimey, you kangaroo."

by The Good Friend, Garrison January 26, 2018