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Definitions by The Goobest Goobeller

go to the pond 

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses
THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

gooberest 

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.
That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.
gooberest by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

gooberen 

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.
The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.
gooberen by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023