THE FONT

the genetically written aparation of sexual prowess that shall be given to 1 chosen child per generation to ensure are species lives on througth sexual reproduction.

origin; said to of been passed down through an obscure blood line started by Zeus, the font genome has been partially found in such famous people as, Fidel Castro (Cuban President), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball star) and Charlie Sheen (actor), the font gene is said to be responsible for the birth on 1 in 1,000000 births.

'THE FONT unleashed' = having sexual relations with every woman in a 5 mile radius.

by the font March 06, 2011

handjobbing

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

by The Font May 18, 2013

accufession

An accusation of specific wrongdoing, based purely on the fact (and thus indicative of the fact) that it is precisely what the accuser is doing himself (or would do if he could).

Q: Why does Biden whine about an (sic) stolen election?
A: Of all the Republican accufessions, this must rank as the most ridiculous I’ve seen yet. Almost as if it was generated by artificial imbecility.

by The Font October 08, 2024

friend-boy

A close male friend (not necessarily of the opposite sex).

You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy, Willie Brown.
You can run, tell my friend-boy, Willie Brown.
Lord, that I'm standin' at the crossroad, babe, I believe I'm sinking down.

Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson (covered by Cream as 'Crossroads')

by The Font April 05, 2011

on the red sofa

having a period

You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.

by The Font March 18, 2015