The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
When two gay men rub their asses together, tangling their ass hairs in knots. They will proceed to rip the hairs out leaving a tumbleweed made from their ass hairs.
by The Feetmeister January 29, 2025
When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024