Hootenanny

Original meaning is a thingamajig in US slang and it can be used to conceal the meaning from children, strangers etc. Usually tools. In the later 20th Century it came to mean an informal party with music.

Don dropped his spanner under the hood. Dang! Pass me my hootenanny.

by The Fat Welshman August 05, 2021

pisscrete

The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.

Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.

by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022

Trumposis

The state of being like President Trump. The analogy is halitosis - bad breath.

Did you see.Chuck in the bar last night? He really had bad trumposis.

by The Fat Welshman December 04, 2020

Analiloquy

Talking out of your arse or describing someone doing just that.

Boy did you see Trump last night? More analiloquy. That guy has no shame!

by The Fat Welshman December 04, 2020

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022

discomknockerated

A word similar in meaning to discombobulated used by the late Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool comedian to express surprise or confusion at an event of happening.

Well I never! I’m totally discomknockerated by the lambananas!

by The Fat Welshman March 27, 2022

Crotchdemon

Offspring, child

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.

by The Fat Welshman March 05, 2021