frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.
“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
by The Fat Welshman May 08, 2022
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peeaitchyewseetee

Concealed way of saying phuct. Both ways of pronunciation have been in use since the 1980s. I first heard the expressions used in Lancaster University.
Jack crashed on the motorway. He’s OK but the car’s peeaitchyewseetee
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
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gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!
by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021
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tarpophilia

A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.
I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!
by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022
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laptology

Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
What’s Jake doing at uni?
Laptology - well mostly…
by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021
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anocubital dissociation

Fancy way of saying that someone’s arse (ass) is not connected to their elbow - derived from the saying that some idiotic person “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”.
Tom’s really stupid! Yeah I know - he has anocubital dissociation.
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
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aquascrote

A type of annoying youth who speeds up and down inland waterways in an inflatable boat with an outboard motor scattering ducks, disturbing other boats and behaving in an excited possibly drug induced frenzied manner. Similar to lads who ride around housing estates on unlicensed off road motorcycles.
Did you seem them aquascrotes? That feller with the pitchfork sorted them!
by The Fat Welshman August 06, 2022
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