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Definitions by The Fap Factory

Youclear Missile Crisis 

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

Jizzometres 

The unit of messurment used to calculate how far you jizz in a fap session.
Bruh last night when I was fapping I jizzed 3 jizzometres.
Jizzometres by The Fap Factory January 3, 2017

Park the bus

Used to describe a situation when a guy is having sex and he cums but dose'nt pull out and therefore he parks the bus.
GIrl: Babe dont forget to pull out.

Boy: What you talking about im ganna park the bus
Park the bus by The Fap Factory November 2, 2015
Is when a guy has fapped and dose not clean all the jizz off his dick, so theres cum on his dick
Girl:What the fuck is on your dick
Boy:Oh no i think i got qCUMbered
qCUMber by The Fap Factory March 16, 2015

Cock in the box 

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box
I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.
Its a word used by colored South Africans to describe ones anal hole.
I bet you that that girl has a super tight naat.
Naat by The Fap Factory March 6, 2015