Definitions by The Fap Factory
Youclear Missile Crisis
With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?
Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
Youclear Missile Crisis by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017
Jizzometres
Jizzometres by The Fap Factory January 3, 2017
Park the bus
Used to describe a situation when a guy is having sex and he cums but dose'nt pull out and therefore he parks the bus.
Park the bus by The Fap Factory November 2, 2015
Cock in the box
Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box
Cock in the box by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015