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Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.
Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021
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Sesh Dollars

v, The currency used to repay a friend in drugs.
Jordan: thanks for desert Jo il pay you back

Jo: your welcome i take £, p & Sesh Dollars
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 7, 2021
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Wreck The Hoose Juice

d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine.

n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine
Stevie: "Jim pass me the wreck the hoose juice over"

Jim: "here u go but this time don't rip the door off its hinges
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
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Fuck Knuckle

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019
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Digibase

a;

A word used to describe a combination of 2 drug mixed together. Digibase is formed by mixing ecstasy with speed (amphetamine). The combination is called digibase.
Tonight I'm going to a rave. I'm going to take some digibase so i can dance all night.

Sean "Jo do u want digibase before we go raving?"

Jo "Yes! I'd love some digibase!"
Sean "I have some stashed for tonight"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019
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Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
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Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022
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