43 definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother

n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!
Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?

Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 10, 2021
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n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 15, 2020
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a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.
Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 16, 2022
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A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 16, 2022
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V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 2, 2019
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A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023
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n, Unstable Mable is the type of person who is a complete fucking psycho. An absolute fruit loop who is usually a manipulative liar & an attention seeker. They love nothing more than creating a bit of drama.
Damion wrecked the house cause he was an Unstable Mable.

Unstable Mable fell off the table.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022
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