Definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother
Sesh Dollars
Sesh Dollars by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 7, 2021
Bedwood
n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!
Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Bedwood by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
Struggle Snuggle
ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.
A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.
A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.
Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.
Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"
Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"
Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"
Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"
Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"
Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"
Struggle Snuggle by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020
Twatburger
n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.
A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.
A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.
Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.
Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"
Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"
Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"
Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"
Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"
Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"
Twatburger by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020
Psychic Head Twin
n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.
When your so close you can read each others minds.
When your so close you can read each others minds.
Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"
Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"
Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"
Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"
Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"
Psychic Head Twin by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 9, 2020
Corona Cock
n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!
Steve: You & me both!
Corona Cock by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
Cocksplat
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020