Definitions by The Fairy Sesh Mother

The Fairy Sesh Mother

n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!

Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?

Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"

The Fairy Sesh Mother by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 9, 2021

Secret Sex Sesh 

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

Secret Sex Sesh by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

Intermediate Draw 

n, an intermediate draw is a noun used to describe the few draws of a joint when sharing it between 2 people. The intermediate draw is the extra few puffs the person gets

Damion: "Jo you can have rollers privelage & your intermediate draw then i want the joint back

Jo: No worries Baby I'll get my rollers privlelage & my intermediate draws & pass it to you

Intermediate Draw by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 17, 2021

Head Shot 

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.

Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"

Head Shot by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021

Jadore Lior 

n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.

Shaun bought Lior a gift.

Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior

Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!

Jadore Lior by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 22, 2021

Toast Sweat 

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."

Toast Sweat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

Bed Crumbs 

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

Bed Crumbs by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021