The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Psychic Head Twin

n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.

When your so close you can read each others minds.

Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"

Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"

Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 9, 2020

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Buyception

The act of a woman who buys sperm from a male doner in a private sale for purposes of self conception This act is called buyceptipn

Stephanie wanted a baby but didn't want to go through the sperm donor clinic & she thought buyception was a better idea

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022

Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021

The Fairy Sesh Mother

n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!

Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?

Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 9, 2021

Cock Lung

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you

Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 15, 2024

Toast Sweat

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021