The Double E's definitions

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

ICFUA

I Can't Find You Anywhere

I looked everywhere and ICFUA

by The Double E June 15, 2021

das bad

when a hater reluctantly acknowledges someone else's achievements.

"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Pulled a fresh prince

When someone clowns on your girl , at first you laugh , then she gives you the stink eye so you try and be a hero , by delivering and open handed B slap and walking away like you won a prize fight

My friends girl came to the party dressed as a vampire , but it wasn’t Halloween?! So naturally I asked her if she wanted a “ bloody marry” dude “pulled a fresh prince “ on me ! Andslapped me across my face!

by The Double E March 31, 2022

mayold

Mayonnaise that is well beyond the sell by date , smells a little funky , but tastes oh so great , especially with a turkey sandwich. May result in multiple restroom breaks if consumed at work.

Man that sandwich smells funky! What’s in there ?
Reply: yeah it’s turkey and “ Mayold” mayo is expensive these days yo!

by The Double E March 27, 2024

Imago

(eye-ma-go) A shorter sexier way of saying "I' am going to go"

Shoot girl, You got him here? ok "Imago". Or Hey baby,I know it's your birtday, but "Imago" kick it with the homies.

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Shawayzee

When someone is so exited to see you that he lifts you up in the air like Patrick Swayze did Jennifer Grey in the movie Dirty Dancing. Extra points if you do it coming out of water in slow motion.

Shoot girl!! It’s been DAYS! I’m gonna Shawayzee you when I see you boo!

by The Double E August 9, 2023