Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 27, 2023

The Double E

Anyone man with the initials EE that is abnormally good looking with the body of a gladiator who is successful in love & life. He loves small animals, God and his mother. Men wanna be him and ladies wanna be with him. Kinda like a shorter haired Fabio or Arnold Shwarzanegger circa 1980. Women have been known to put pictures of him on thier phone while being intimate with their husbands.

Your honor , our marriage was going great until the day "the Double E " showed up. Now how can I compete with that?

by The Double E August 27, 2023

das bad

when a hater reluctantly acknowledges someone else's achievements.

"I just heard Erik won the lotto, then got all yoked out and became a male stripper....das bad....."

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023

loansum

When someone is stranded all alone with no money and no one will help them out.

Shoo bro, I'm so loansum I can't even afford a taco. OR "Hey bro can you help a homeboy out? I'm feelin real loansum right now.

by The Double E August 27, 2023

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Liddledabildo

When a little bit is all that you need.

Excuse me sir, would you like bacon with your icecream? Response: "Yeah, but a liddledabildo"

by The Double E August 27, 2023