Definitions by The Demon Prince

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

just fell off the turnip truck by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

bitch pad

Motorcyclist slang for a small pillion seat mounted to the bike's rear fender.

I saw Big Mike out riding with Steffy back on the bitch pad.

bitch pad by The Demon Prince October 17, 2006

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

music poisoning by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

shitty end of the stick by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Alpha Beta Ripple 

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.

No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.

Alpha Beta Ripple by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

chrome whore

Motorcyclist slang for an individual who spends a lot of time and money adding chrome-plated parts and accessories to his motorcycle. Usually derogatory.

He is such a chrome whore he spent $400 on a chrome seat cover.

chrome whore by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

trailer queen 

Derogatory motorcyclist slang for a show bike which is rarely or never ridden, but is hauled to shows on a trailer for display only.

It looks great, but that trailer queen is 5 years old and has less than 50 miles on the odometer.

trailer queen by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006