rattlesnake

Carpenter's/Framer's slang for a board with a nail pounded through it so that the point is exposed.

Got a BandAid? I stepped on a rattlesnake.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

holiday

Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

by The Demon Prince November 14, 2006

ditch bank okie

Insulting phrase for poor caucasian. Implies poverty, rural associations and ignorance.

Don't mind him, he's just a ditch bank okie.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006

bitch pad

Motorcyclist slang for a small pillion seat mounted to the bike's rear fender.

I saw Big Mike out riding with Steffy back on the bitch pad.

by The Demon Prince October 17, 2006

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 02, 2006