The Demon Prince's definitions

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

rattlesnake

Carpenter's/Framer's slang for a board with a nail pounded through it so that the point is exposed.

Got a BandAid? I stepped on a rattlesnake.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

holiday

Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Rambo

VERB: To approach a task with great energy or intensity.

I know the term paper is due tomorrow, I'm just gonna Rambo it tonight.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

ditch bank okie

Insulting phrase for poor caucasian. Implies poverty, rural associations and ignorance.

Don't mind him, he's just a ditch bank okie.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006