The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's
Dude, did you check out the Pink Floyd Laserium show last night? It was outta this world.
A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
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A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.
Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!
The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
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The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.
My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.
All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!
Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.
Substitute for "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from"
That's chick's ass this the shit and I'm dying to find out if it's bungalicious as well.
