The Conjurer's definitions
One of your co-workers or friends that subconsciously lets out loud sighs throughout the day for no apparent reason.
"You must have a world of trouble on your mind Sighborg 'cause you're doing it again. I feel like I'm listening to Robin Trower's Bridge of Sighs and you're the cowbell guy, except you sigh instead."
by The Conjurer December 12, 2019
Get the Sighborgmug. The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
Get the Social distancing anxietymug. by The Conjurer August 29, 2023
Get the shamumumug. A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
by The Conjurer September 20, 2019
Get the Sphincter of Deathmug. Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
Get the Taint Lashingmug. When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.
by The Conjurer December 15, 2020
Get the Yoga Fumug. by The Conjurer February 4, 2021
Get the Bungaliciousmug.