Definitions by The Conjurer

shamumu 

It's a very colorful dress for chicks as big as a whale.

I saw this BBW at Sea World wearing her Shamumu with pride. Almost like she belonged.

shamumu by The Conjurer August 29, 2023

Cripplize 

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

Cripplize by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

Bungalicious 

Substitute for "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from"

That's chick's ass this the shit and I'm dying to find out if it's bungalicious as well.

Bungalicious by The Conjurer February 4, 2021

Yoga Fu 

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

Yoga Fu by The Conjurer December 15, 2020

Ebag

A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.

Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!

Ebag by The Conjurer June 2, 2020

Social distancing anxiety 

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.

Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

Social distancing anxiety by The Conjurer March 20, 2020

Gizzard Goo 

The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.

My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.

Gizzard Goo by The Conjurer December 16, 2019