Definitions by The Colonel

doad 

A complete loser.

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.

doad by The Colonel July 18, 2003

roust 

To heckle in a public setting.

Dude, let's go sit on the corner and roust all the kooks who walk by.

roust by The Colonel July 18, 2003

booger sugar 

Cocaine.

Dude, let's hook up a little booger sugar before we go out tomorrow night.

booger sugar by The Colonel July 18, 2003

bats in the cave 

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

bats in the cave by The Colonel July 18, 2003

baby rattlesnakes 

Young punks that are full of testosterone and looking to get into fights.

Dude, the NOFX show was cool but the pit was full of baby rattlesnakes.

baby rattlesnakes by The Colonel July 18, 2003

rat-hole 

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

rat-hole by The Colonel July 18, 2003

foo-king do-may 

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

foo-king do-may by The Colonel July 18, 2003