Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Chocolate Leopard

Currypop

An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.

Alex: Your mom's pussy tastes like a currypop

Lui: Woh that's taking it a little too far

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

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An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.

Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

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Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

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Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

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