Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.
My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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Drirl

It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)
Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.
I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
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Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 12, 2010
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Niner

A niner is not just what you call freshman at high school it can also be anyone at any age. Anybody who messes something up in their life is considered a niner.
Mclellan: I just lost all the money that I invested in this company

Mr Chittle: You stupid niner
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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Nag-a-thon

A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!

Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.

Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............

Jim: What? I can't hear you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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Green Song

A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 01, 2010
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