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Definitions by The Chocolate Leopard

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.
Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.
Text Conversation

Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.

Horn Cheese 

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.
I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

Green Song 

A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.

Sarnesesaurus 

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

The Pocket Prank 

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.
Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

Nag-a-thon 

A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!

Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.

Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............

Jim: What? I can't hear you.