Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Currypop

An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.

Alex: Your mom's pussy tastes like a currypop

Lui: Woh that's taking it a little too far

by The Chocolate Leopard April 12, 2010

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Gayllet

Gayllet is gay ballet but it is a very useless word because all ballet is gay

Lucas: I have to go to a gayllet with my wife.

Alex: You mean a ballet

Lucas: Same shit

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 12, 2010

Niner

A niner is not just what you call freshman at high school it can also be anyone at any age. Anybody who messes something up in their life is considered a niner.

Mclellan: I just lost all the money that I invested in this company

Mr Chittle: You stupid niner

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010