Definitions by The Cheshire Kat

Dr. Morgan 

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.

Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Morgan!

Dr. Morgan by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

loungies 

Your favorite loungewear, usually pants.

"Hey, where are my gray loungies?"
"I threw them in the laundry."
"What??! I could've gotten another week out of those!"

loungies by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

Daytime Television by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

FBL 

"Full-Bodied Ladies," as used in Dethklok: Metalocalypse.

Skwisgaar is acquiring a new stable of FBLs.

FBL by the Cheshire Kat January 16, 2008

overboob 

when one's bra is too small, and one or both boobs are poking over the top of the cup. there are varying degrees of overboob; and when a severe case affects both boobs, it is called quadriboob.

I haven't worn this bra in a while, I must've outgrown it... I've had overboob all day long and no one told me!

overboob by the Cheshire Kat February 11, 2007

crap and a half 

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

crap and a half by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006