The Cheshire Kat's definitions

Dr. Morgan

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.

Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Morgan!

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

Honkytown

A town or area populated noticeably and overwhelmingly by whites, or honkys.

A friend told me after visiting a college in Maine that everywhere you go it's Honkytown. He said -and this is coming from a white guy- that it freaked him out and was a factor in his descision not to attend that school. I'm white too and that sounds like Twilight Zone scary to me. Like, what, did they eat all the blacks/asians/latinos?

by the cheshire kat September 30, 2008

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

FBL

"Full-Bodied Ladies," as used in Dethklok: Metalocalypse.

Skwisgaar is acquiring a new stable of FBLs.

by the Cheshire Kat January 16, 2008

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006