laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

by the cheshire kat October 04, 2008

gigundimous

(pronounced: jai-GOON-duh-mus) gigantic + huge + enormous, ie, really really big.

Did you see that hailstone that landed on Jay's car? Thing was gigundimous!

by the cheshire kat October 03, 2008

Dr. Morgan

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.

Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Morgan!

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 03, 2008

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006