The Cason-Point's definitions

Bottle-Feeder

The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.

"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"

"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."

by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013

Wefie

A photo taken in the same fashion as a selfie, but with 2 or more people - making it a "WE-fie." A plural selfie, if you will.

Usually the friend with the longest arms is the designated wefie taker.

2 girls are trying to get a picture of themselves together to capture a good moment/scenery
Shana, holds camera up in front of them: "Let's just take a selfie together"

Brittney: "Technically that would be a wefie"

Shana: "Hashtag that one, dork."

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017

Fatetastic

Something fantastic in your life made possible by the act of fate. Something that is both fantastic and meant to be.

Girlfriend1: "I can't believe after all this time you just randomly ended up with Justin."
Girlfriend2: "I know, it's fatetastic!"
Girlfriend1: "You're like a Nicholas Sparks novel right now, and it makes me want to throw up."

by The Cason-Point October 26, 2012

Kringling

The new planking! The art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are Kris Kringle. A proper ‘kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.

Otis and Brittney got into the holiday spirit by Kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even Kringled the Kringle himself and she sat on a Panther's player's lap to Kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/

by The Cason-Point December 5, 2011

Party Ma-Sheen

A hard core partier. Not just a party machine, but a ma-sheen: someone on the same level as Charlie Sheen. Someone with a tiger alcohol blood content who thinks they're a winner ... but is actually a loser.

He sniffed coke off a stripper's tit! I can't hang with him, he's a party ma-sheen.

by The Cason-Point March 22, 2011