The Cason-Point's definitions
As opposed to a bridezilla, the bridesmaidzilla is a bridesmaid who is bitter about the amount of money she has to spend to be in the wedding party
"I just spent $400 on a bridesmaid dress and shoes, and I still have to pay for my travel, the bachelorette party, and a wedding present! I didn't sign up for this. Is she a bridezilla ... or am I a bridesmaidzilla?"
by The Cason-Point March 1, 2010
Get the bridesmaidzillamug. The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.
"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"
"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013
Get the Bottle-Feedermug. The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.
"How's your new job going?"
"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"
by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010
Get the It pays the taxesmug. A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013
Get the selfie-absorbedmug. A hard core partier. Not just a party machine, but a ma-sheen: someone on the same level as Charlie Sheen. Someone with a tiger alcohol blood content who thinks they're a winner ... but is actually a loser.
by The Cason-Point March 22, 2011
Get the Party Ma-Sheenmug. A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' in order to validate their looks and sense of self(ie)worth. This is a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.
"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done" ...she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!
by The Cason-Point May 11, 2014
Get the selfie-obsessedmug. The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.
by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017
Get the Hold my winemug.