The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs
Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Someone who is messy, loud, obnoxious, overbearing, or in some other way bothersome while being intrusive of your personal space. Commonly a roommate you really wish you didn’t have to live, or a friend or a relative who is at your house so often that they start to cramp your style.
Simon is a real dog around the house. He doesn't work, he drinks too much, and he keeps me up to all hours of the night with that noise he calls music.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Someone who never reveals their age and never seems to celebrate a birthday. If somehow you happen upon this information and share it with others they’ll take it very offensively.
Jackie is an ageless wonder. No matter how many times I ask she won't tell me how old she is or when her birthday is
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. Only in this version additional emphasis is placed on the boldness and arrogance of their claims.
Victoria: Soon enough your boyfriend will realize how pathetic you are and then he’ll be all mine
Liz: Dare to dream! Chris loves me and despises you
Liz: Dare to dream! Chris loves me and despises you
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.
Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?
Lauren: ...Compared to what?
Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.
Lauren: ...Compared to what?
Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
What happens when you bump into someone you know but instead of stopping to speak to you they just keep on going either without saying anything or just saying hi
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do
Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!
2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.
3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.
3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010