Definitions by The Captive Spirit
The Bronze
The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs
Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
The Bronze by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Late Night Remedy
The last thing you do before going to sleep at night. This may mean consuming a glass of red wine, taking sleeping tablets, reading in bed, making out with a loved one, or anything at all if you believe it will help you sleep.
Vince: Is that your late night remedy?
Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows
Vince: Nice!
Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows
Vince: Nice!
Late Night Remedy by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Christian hating Jew
An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Christian hating Jew by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
I'll be buggered by a bear
An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport
I'll be buggered by a bear by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
Doomsday Clock
A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Doomsday Clock by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Blessed Be
A Wiccan expression that carries the equivalent meaning to one of the following phrases: “Take care”, “God bless you” or “Good grief!”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
Blessed Be by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust
A Wiccan expression used to heighten the value of a sincere promise or sincere vow of commitment. Don’t say it unless you mean it
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010