Definitions by The Captive Spirit
Late Night Remedy
The last thing you do before going to sleep at night. This may mean consuming a glass of red wine, taking sleeping tablets, reading in bed, making out with a loved one, or anything at all if you believe it will help you sleep.
Vince: Is that your late night remedy?
Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows
Vince: Nice!
Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows
Vince: Nice!
Late Night Remedy by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Pump Action Pete
A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
Pump Action Pete by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Christian hating Jew
An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Christian hating Jew by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
I'll be buggered by a bear
An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport
I'll be buggered by a bear by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
Blessed Be
A Wiccan expression that carries the equivalent meaning to one of the following phrases: “Take care”, “God bless you” or “Good grief!”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
Blessed Be by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust
A Wiccan expression used to heighten the value of a sincere promise or sincere vow of commitment. Don’t say it unless you mean it
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Hollywood Witch
The stereotypical witch usually portrayed in movies or on television. These witches may be ugly with green skin and warts, melt if you throw water over them, evil in nature, or worshippers of Satan.
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
Just because I'm a Wiccan doesn't mean you should treat me like a Hollywood Witch. That's so not cool!
Hollywood Witch by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010